Out of the Mouth of Babes

Haley - "Daddy, you laugh like a girl."
Scott - "Gee, thanks Haley {Giggle}."
Haley - "Lindsey, you talk like a boy."

I think Haley is in desperate need of a lesson on honesty with a TAD bit of discretion! :)

Out of the Mouth of Babes

{Eating at Pineapple Willy's on the pier in Panama City Beach}

Haley - "Daddy, why is that guy wearing panties?" (While gasping and pointing at a guy wearing a man bikini)
Scott - "Oh, those aren't panties, that's a banana hammock!"

...I'm worried about her questions that will follow! :)

Out of the Mouth of Babes

So, last night Haley had her school performance (more info to come!)....

I was getting her dressed and put her in a pair of footless tights. I told her, "These tend to fall down to your ankles, so before you perform, make sure to pull them up!"... "Ok", she mumbled!

As she took the stage to perform, the child lifts her dress up and starts pulling up her tights.... Maybe I should have clarified how soon before the performance... Love it!

Out of the Mouth of Babes

Haley - Lindsey, if you and Daddy have a baby, will it be brown?
Lindsey - Well, if I'm white and Daddy is white, then we will have a white baby.
Haley - Oh ok!

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Haley - If I have a baby sister, I want you to name her Bailey.
Lindsey - Well, don't you think that would sound dumb if your name is Haley and her name is Bailey...you know, Haley and Bailey?
Haley - Yeah, good point.